i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

(Source: harrystears)

girls on their periods always ovary act

(Source: teenagah)

singleatfordham:

psyshocks:

Sometimes when I drop something I’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me

It is ridiculous how often I do this. I think I might actually expect it now.

(Source: sfux)

this-beautifulinsanity:

tits-n-t4ts:

is when parents wont let their kid stretch their ears or dye their hair or get piercings etc just because they don’t like it.
I’m sorry but, last time i checked your kid is its own person with their own personality and style. just because you don’t like something like that, doesn’t mean your kid shouldn’t be allowed to have them.

we’re always told to ‘be ourselves’ but tbh, were not allowed to express ourselves.

A-FUCKING-MEN 

australiansanta:

badbye

notice how i didnt say goodbye

its because i hate you

fatass2fitass:

biologytextbook:

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity

She should then shout anne hath-away! every time she leaves